The American Family Association's Bryan Fischer hit the airwaves with more of his usual anti-gay sentiments, this time in defense of Texas councilwoman Elisa Chan's recent comments about how homosexuality is "disgusting." Fischer backed up Chan by adding, "I would guarantee you that 90 percent of the American people, if they would stop and actually think about what happens in homosexual behavior, they would find it disgusting." "If  by 'homosexual behavior' you mean 'you,' then yes, we find it disgusting," said 90 percent of America. 

 A recent Greek study discovered that adults that have sex more than 4 times a week earn 5% more than those that don't. Having frequent and regular sex often correlates to happiness and healthiness, two factors in workplace performance. "Bull-shit," said Cindi in sales, who recently got fired for doing it on her desk.

"Fastening her girdle and hitching a ride back to the Diggings for some Bark Juice."