A voicemail was recently leaked of Sumner Redstone, majority stakeholder for CBS and Viacom, asking his friend to set up an orgy with him and at least one other man. Redstone is 92, in the midst of a legal battle over his will with his 50-year-old ex-wife, and is fed through a tube. He reportedly asked his friend over the leaked voicemail, "Do you know a nice-looking person who'd like to engage in a foursome or fivesome? Let me know if you have a man that you would recommend, that you would trust. Nice-looking, nice person, not a slutty guy, who would like to join us... That would be very hot." Sumner hesitated, then added, "And if he could look nothing like me, that'd be great, too."

Fox news reported this week that eating less calories correlates with having more sex. According to the study published by the journal JAMA Internal Medicine, a 25% calorie reduction was consistently associated with better sleep, improved quality of life, and more frequent sexual activity, among the half of the 218 participants that reduced their caloric intake. Another study was published by this same journal this week that found that cutting out Fox News from your diet can lead to lower cholesterol, improved brain function, and a desire to live.

A Dutch woman in her twenties was allowed to request a doctor for assisted suicide, after her psychiatrist deemed her PTSD, which was due to an early childhood sexual trauma, incurable. Since its legalization in 2002, euthanasia in the Netherlands has risen, drawing in a growing number of people from all over the world. Dutch doctors and psychiatrists are expecting a 40% rise in that number if Trump wins the US election.

Republican congress people intending to diminish same-sex couples' rights recently wrote a document outlining the party's policy ideals, inadvertently declaring that more than half of Texans are gay. Their document states: "Homosexuality is a chosen behavior that is contrary to the fundamental unchanging truths that has been ordained by God in the Bible, recognized by our nations founders, and shared by the majority of Texans." This was believed to be in accordance with a new Texas tourism campaign called "Everything really IS bigger in Texas."