Here's what July has brought us:

Oakland police are in hot water with their mayor, Libby Schaaf. There have been multiple scandals recently, involving officers sending racist texts to African-Americans, and multiple officers engaging in sex with the same underage prostitute in exchange for information about the force's prostitution stings. Partially due to the constant upheaval, three of their police chiefs resigned in just a little over a week. Mayor Schaaf made a frustrated public statement, saying, "I'm here to run a police department, not a frat house." Outgoing police chief Sean Whent shrugged and responded, "Tomato, tomato."

A study by a professor from Cornell University published this month, found that married couples who equally share a workload in their household are more likely to have more frequent sex, rather than couples who follow more traditional gender roles, and place expectation on the wife to do most household chores. Responded the study's female participants, "No shit, Sherlock."

a 25-year-old Pennsylvania woman pleaded guilty this past Wednesday to "disorderly conduct" after her neighbor called the cops on her for having such loud sex, it was rattling her neighbor's furniture. She was sentenced to 45 to 90 days in jail, in addition to her current jail time she's served since she was first sentenced in March. Her neighbor reportedly called the cops because she was jealous that she hadn't experienced anything that good since she confused her son's marijuana for oregano at her last pasta party.

Former Fox news anchor Gretchen Carlson filed a sexual harassment lawsuit towards Fox CEO Roger Ailes, after getting fired from the company. Carlson's complaint read that when Carlson met with Ailes to discuss the persistent and intense sexual harassment he had perpetuated towards her, Ailes said, "I think you and I should have had a sexual relationship a long time ago and then you'd be good and better and I'd be good and better." Carlson also claims that Ailes would ogle Carlson's rear, commenting on her figure, making numerous comments about her legs, and complaining that marriage was ‘boring,’ ‘hard,’ and ‘not much fun.'" This unfortunately is also what Ailes' wife says about him to her therapist. Hey-o!

Move over, Cosby- you've got some competition in the raging douchebag department. Six more women came forward and talked to New York Magazine this week about their sexual harassment and assault experiences with Fox News overlord Roger Ailes. Each of the six had similar stories, usually involving Ailes offering them a job or to make them famous if they'd have sex with him, and putting them down when they wouldn't. Ailes responded to the article in a public statement: "That's the only way I can get women to touch my penis. Have you seen it? It looks like the inside of an undercooked blood sausage."