Upon the "Religious Freedom Restoration Act" passing in Indiana (a bill that allows Indiana business owners to refuse service to homosexual customers), an Indiana pizzeria now has vowed to refuse service to any same-sex couples. "If a gay couple came in and wanted us to provide pizzas for their wedding, we would have to say no," said Memories Pizza owner Crystal O'Connor. She continued, "Breadsticks, maybe. But no pizza."

Paul Shepherd, the Republican Idaho rep. most known for his lobbying against same-sex marriage, forgot to renew his domain, "paulshepherdusa.com," this week, so a 21-year-old college student bought it and turned it into a resource space for queer and gay youth, donning Shepherd's face set against a rainbow flag. Shepherd responded to his website format shift in an interview with Idaho public television: "Slave owners were very good Christians and good people... [Slave owners] weren't terrible, rotten, horrible people, and that's how I see gay people." Shepherd continued, "...With their whips, and ropes, sweat beads gleaning on their foreheads... excuse me for a second."

Lu Lu the panda, from the Sichuan Giant Panda Research Center in China, recently mated with other panda Zhen Zhen for seven minutes and 45 seconds, garnering him a new record. Lu Lu has been nicknamed "The Enduring Brother," and researchers say that he lasted longer than the average American male. Lu Lu now reportedly only goes to "the hottest clubs," smokes Cubans, and is set to release a rap album with Ja Rule later this year.