Who needs coffee in the morning when you have penis? Fox affiliate in Denver KDVR accidentally aired a picture of a penis on early morning television, after a picture of Edward Scissorhands, then an omelette, quickly followed by the Space Needle. Needless to say, Skippy the lunch boy is no longer allowed to be head camera operator if he can't find a good place for his Instagram pics.

During an interview on Fox News, analyst and ice cream flavor Andrew Napolitano told Megyn Kelly that part of the Affordable Care Act is that employers must "provide health care for [their employees] that include contraceptive services, which means contraception, euthanasia, and abortion." Fox Anchor Megyn Kelly did not protest, even though in reality, the act does not include euthanasia or abortion.

Fred Phelps, head pastor for the Westboro Baptist Church, died on March 20th, at age 84. Phelps started the Westboro Baptist Church in 1955, which has been well known for its rallies against homosexuality, and picketing soldiers' funerals. A reporter for Huff Post, Joshua Kors, interviewed Phelps a few years ago, asking, "Have you thought about what will happen when you die?" And Phelps responded while chuckling, "I'm not planning on dying. The Lord himself should descend for me with the angels." The Lord has since responded while shaking his head, "Don't look at me."

Jeanne Philips, aka "Dear Abby," veered from her usual safe responses to show a Tampa woman what's up. "Unhappy in Tampa" wrote: "My husband and I relocated to Florida a little over a year ago... Two couples in the neighborhood are gay. While they are nice enough, my husband and I did not include them when it was our turn to host [a social event] because we do not approve of their lifestyle choices. Since then, we have been excluded from neighborhood gatherings, and someone even suggested that we are bigots!"
"Abby" responded: "A person's sexual orientation isn't a 'lifestyle choice.' Gay people don't choose to be gay; they are born that way. From where I sit, you may have chosen the wrong place to live because it appears you would be happier in a less integrated neighborhood surrounded by people who think the way you do." Abby then continued on to shout "Booya" in her corner office, low-fiving Donald the intern as he passed by.

"Guy in Yoga Pants" came back for another round of YouTube high jinks. Yousef Saleh Erakat posted a sequel video entitled "Yoga Pants Prank 2!" this March. In the video, he and his female friend both wear yoga pants, while he obscures his face. His friend asks passersby "who has the better butt," which elicits a slew of lascivious comments from an assortment of charming gentlemen. As with the first video, guys are surprisingly drawn to Erakat's butt- but when finding out he's a male, they grow highly uncomfortable. This just goes to show you can't trust a butt by it's cover.