Glamour online posted an article this week about a sex robot conference at Goldsmiths University of London, which highlighted a few scary realities. One study presented at the conference found that 40 percent of straight men surveyed would buy a sex robot. Sex robots will be for sale within the year, and they have the potential to be the most deadly of all robots, as robot stamina will far surpass human stamina. "You don't say..." responded many, many, many women, stroking their chins.

A deputy of the San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department was arrested for engaging in a sexual relationship with a minor, who was a scout in the department's "Explorer" program. The program is designed to teach and prepare teens for law enforcement careers. The girl was 17, and the deputy, Israel Ceballos, had been with the Department for 14 years, and was the program's "Explorer Coordinator." Ceballos defended himself by saying he wasn't sure who was supposed to do with coordinating, and who was supposed to do the exploring.

Pope Francis has sent out a worldwide mandate that bishops everywhere must follow a zero tolerance policy for clergy who sexually abuse children. Francis has attempted to punish clergymen in the past; in 2015, he ordered the trial and defrocking of one Polish archbishop who had solicited a minor for sex in the Dominican Republic. Though this wasn't much of a punishment, as all the archbishop wanted was to be defrocked.

D. Trump recently appointed Katy Talento to serve on his cabinet working on healthcare policy. Womens' rights activists are concerned about not only Talento's active involvement in anti-abortion groups and lawmaking, but her long-term, outspoken views against birth control. When asked in a recent survey, 80% of people believed that Talento is against birth control because no one will have sex with her.

Occidental college associate professor Lisa Wade's upcoming book, American Hookup: The New Culture of Sex on Campus, illustrates how college became a bastion of drugs, partying, entitlement and sex. In an article for TIME Magazine, Wade excerpts her book, talking about fraternities and college culture from before the 1900s: "Before the 1900s, fraternity men mostly had sex with prostitutes, poor women, and women they enslaved. One fraternity brother wrote to another in 1857, 'I did get one of the nicest pieces of ass some day or two ago.'" This is WILDLY different than modern day fraternity brothers because... because... uh, well... *cough*